Definitions by Litaloadeon

Alpaca Artisan

Someone who only likes art forms if/when they bring them status

Ive been trying to find a good music producer for my song but theyre all Alpaca Artisans!

Alpaca Artisan by Litaloadeon April 11, 2026

Cashmere Cop

Someone who gatekeeps something with no intrinsic value typically for purposes of maintaining its status as a luxury item

Not surprised the glambot guy is a cashmere cop

Cashmere Cop by Litaloadeon April 11, 2026

Cooper Cougar

A Well Aged Twink/Golden Retriever Man That Maintains Their Glow

Clark is saur cooper cougar even though he needs to chill with the bleach

Cooper Cougar by Litaloadeon October 31, 2025

Clanker Cuck

Someone who uses AI as a way to be lazy rather than only using it for purposes only AI can bring

Audrey is such a Clanker cuck she used ChatGPT to look up the weather

Clanker Cuck by Litaloadeon October 24, 2025

Social Day Trader

Someone who joins friend group/scenes and leaves when conflict starts/things get boring

Alyssa is such a social day trader. She only appears when shit is poppin!!!

Social Day Trader by Litaloadeon October 21, 2025

For The Birds And The Barbies 

A Better Alternative To “For The Girls And The Gays” Because It Only Includes The Glamourous

This song is only for The Birds And The Barbies because its so sparkly

For The Birds And The Barbies by Litaloadeon October 4, 2025

Open Zoo 

Someone Who Associates With Anyone Especially Without A Vibe Check

Too Many Rappers Are Open Zoos Now They Collab With Anyone For Enough Money

Open Zoo by Litaloadeon February 28, 2025