dastm 

Don't Abbreviate Shi*t To Me

Sami: ttyl
Michael: dastm

dastm by Michael Palma September 1, 2013

dadtm 

Where offspring, mostly daughters, use their father as their own ATM.

Son #1: Is it me, or is Kim always bringing home bags full of goodies from the mall?

Son #2: Yeah, you would too if you had your own dadtm!

dadtm by Rebarboss1 December 3, 2022

dartmouth college 

Private Ivy League university in chilly Hanover, NH. Dartmouth offers a broad liberal arts education, serving as a feeder school to many prestigious grad schools. Dartmouth tends to attract smart, white, preppy, Conservatives or smart, white, crunchy, outdoorsy kids who just want to go skiing and drink beer. The unique D-Plan is both a bonus and a bummer- while it does let students take terms off to travel and enjoy excellent internships and jobs, people are always coming and going, making it difficult to see your base of friends on a regular basis.

Characterized by fiercely loyal alumni and a powerful Greek system, the Dartmouth undergraduate community is particularly strong- with movies such as "Animal House" based on Dartmouth undergraduate life. Although outdoor sports like skiing and hiking tend to be preferred more than basketball or soccer, Dartmouth students are generally pretty fit.

Notable parts of a Dartmouth education include "X" term (all sophomores are required to spend sophomore summer on campus), the Winter Carnival, Green Key, and the PE requirement. Famous alumni include Dr. Seuss, Robert Frost, Nelson Rockefeller, and Daniel Webster.

"It's a small college sir, but there are those who love it.

-Daniel Webster, class of 1801

dartmouth college by Anita Lim July 15, 2008

dustman's whistle

To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.

I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.

dustman's whistle by CornhoIio January 16, 2014

dartmouth 

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.

Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.

dartmouth by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

dasim 

A common graffiti artist known in southern New Jersey. No one actually knows who he/she is, but they have marked their graffiti in many places all over. They are one of the most common known graffiti artists in southern Jersey.

The graffiti consists of a star, the word "DASIM", and then an arrow pointing towards the word at the end. No one really knows what "DASIM" means, but practically everyone knows what it is. But, despite all this, no one knows who the "DASIM" graffiti artist is.

"Yo man, did you see that DASIM over there on that street light?"
"No way, but theres plenty more DASIM graffiti markings all over town!"
"Does anyone even know who DASIM is or what it means?"
"Nahh, I don't think anyone does!"

dasim by KelseyKels February 2, 2008

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005