24 definitions by Lou Stenspayce

A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.
I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".
by Lou Stenspayce December 25, 2003
A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.
I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.
by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003
Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson
I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!
by Lou Stenspayce October 17, 2004
Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.
I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!
by Lou Stenspayce December 16, 2003
I like Genesis' early work, but I much prefer the NT.
by Lou Stenspayce April 8, 2004
Crazy no-trucks allowed road leading north out of NYC that pre-dates the interstate highway system in america.

Originally comissioned by FDR when he was governor of NY state so he could get from Manhattan to his house in the Adarondack (sp?) area in half the time.

Narrow as all hell, no sholder, cops pull you over onto the grass next to the trees.

Extremely fun to drive really, really fast at night.
Has evil drainage grates in the left hand lane that will knock your car out of alignment.

A quicker way to get out of NYC to New Hampshire/VT. if you want to avoid evil I-95.
I nearly wrapped my car around a tree going 90 on the Taconic. It was rad.
by Lou Stenspayce December 16, 2003
Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)
I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide
by Lou Stenspayce April 2, 2004