dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

by papaya January 30, 2005

Dastard

An Individual Who Performs Dastardly Acts Such As Closing Taco Bell.

The Manager Is Such A Dastard

by mastergirth September 11, 2011

dastard

1. A nice way of calling some a bastard.
2. One who is born from a donkey, without a father figure.

You Dastard!

by madmarv March 5, 2003

dastard

Dutch band made by some Spunx, but it also means Das Tard

Das german for The
The Tards

The Retard

YO i listened to some dastard

Dastard !



Das tard that lives next to my street is gay
The Tard

by SolidSnake June 9, 2003

Bertie dastard

Term for someone who steals liquorice allsorts

Come back here you bertie dastard!

by AlextheGreat248 December 23, 2020

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005