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someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.
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a fancy way of saying coward
"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."
dastard by papaya January 30, 2005
An Individual Who Performs Dastardly Acts Such As Closing Taco Bell.
The Manager Is Such A Dastard
Dastard by mastergirth September 11, 2011
1. A nice way of calling some a bastard.
2. One who is born from a donkey, without a father figure.
You Dastard!
dastard by madmarv March 5, 2003
Dutch band made by some Spunx, but it also means Das Tard

Das german for The
The Tards

The Retard
YO i listened to some dastard

Dastard !



Das tard that lives next to my street is gay
The Tard
dastard by SolidSnake June 9, 2003

Bertie dastard 

Come back here you bertie dastard!
Bertie dastard by AlextheGreat248 December 23, 2020

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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