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someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.
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a fancy way of saying coward
"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."
dastard by papaya January 30, 2005
An Individual Who Performs Dastardly Acts Such As Closing Taco Bell.
The Manager Is Such A Dastard
Dastard by mastergirth September 11, 2011
1. A nice way of calling some a bastard.
2. One who is born from a donkey, without a father figure.
You Dastard!
dastard by madmarv March 5, 2003
Dutch band made by some Spunx, but it also means Das Tard

Das german for The
The Tards

The Retard
YO i listened to some dastard

Dastard !



Das tard that lives next to my street is gay
The Tard
dastard by SolidSnake June 9, 2003

Bertie dastard 

Come back here you bertie dastard!
Bertie dastard by AlextheGreat248 December 23, 2020

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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