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chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

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Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

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To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.

I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.

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