"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.
Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.
by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003
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A town in Canada's Eastern province of Nova Scotia with a population of around 75,000. Mostly known as the birthplace of hockey in the mid 1800s, first gained recognition world wide as the source of Starr Manufacturing, who made the world's first Mass produced Ice skates. Now mainly a residential and Industrial community, and has been amalgamated as part of greater Halifax. Has a sizeable noth-end hoodlum/gangster district. Also known as the "Darkside" by Haligonians, coined from the lack of nightime activity.
I live in Dartmouth, and it sucks here.
by mike1979 May 20, 2005
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A town that always kicks the shit out of Bishop Stang in football, baseball, and well, every sport that fucking school offers to their over charged students for a low grade education.
Wow, Dartmouth really kicked the shit out of Stang tonight.

Those asshole Stang Bangers always get shit on by Dartmouth
by Break Neck April 5, 2005
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the town that is in poession of the worst hockey team in eastren mass...they get shit on every year by stang at the christmas tournament...and by just about evey team they play...home of the best troll in the area #15
how did you guyes do against dartmouth tonight? we tooled all over those ugly green basratds
by green monster May 4, 2005
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A four-year liberal arts institution in the Ivy League, Dartmouth is known for being the GREATEST F___ING SCHOOL ON EARTH. Despite being the smallest Ivy league school, it owns every other school in the league. And the food's pretty good too.
Dartmouth is awesome.
by Rev. Wheelock November 1, 2006
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A small town in Southeastern Massachusetts known for...nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves after high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass football players are doing in their crappy minimum-wage jobs.

That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.
Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.

Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. What’s up?
Dave: Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!
by defenestrator March 10, 2005
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