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"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.
Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.
by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A four-year liberal arts institution in the Ivy League, Dartmouth is known for being the GREATEST F___ING SCHOOL ON EARTH. Despite being the smallest Ivy league school, it owns every other school in the league. And the food's pretty good too.
Dartmouth is awesome.
by Rev. Wheelock October 31, 2006
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A town in Canada's Eastern province of Nova Scotia with a population of around 75,000. Mostly known as the birthplace of hockey in the mid 1800s, first gained recognition world wide as the source of Starr Manufacturing, who made the world's first Mass produced Ice skates. Now mainly a residential and Industrial community, and has been amalgamated as part of greater Halifax. Has a sizeable noth-end hoodlum/gangster district. Also known as the "Darkside" by Haligonians, coined from the lack of nightime activity.
I live in Dartmouth, and it sucks here.
by mike1979 May 20, 2005
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A small town in Southeastern Massachusetts known for...nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves after high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass football players are doing in their crappy minimum-wage jobs.

That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.
Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.

Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. What’s up?
Dave: Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!
by defenestrator March 09, 2005
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A town that always kicks the shit out of Bishop Stang in football, baseball, and well, every sport that fucking school offers to their over charged students for a low grade education.
Wow, Dartmouth really kicked the shit out of Stang tonight.

Those asshole Stang Bangers always get shit on by Dartmouth
by Break Neck April 05, 2005
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A small town in massachusetts that basically revolves around the high school also known as Dartmouth High and sports acievements. In dartmouth if you don't do any extra curriculars your probably a stoner. It is a place where people are upper middle class to very rich ex if you live in the village you have a shit ton of money It is a place all about shcool spirit and theres way too much green and trees there. Its a pretty beautiful place but its shitty because there nothing to do and if you do anything different then anybody else people look at you funny. Everyone goes to the same churches, the stupid mall, or sports games. Anyone that knowns what good for them will get out of Dartmouth after high school. Unless you want to end up runnning for something or being a teacher.
I'm so sick of the people in Dartmouth
by Notforc May 01, 2011
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