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what the fuck.
Dude1 - 'Hey can i borrow your lawn mower'
John - 'dafuk'
dafuk by wtf_dude_123 March 27, 2009
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daouk • Daoud • DAOUDA • Daok • dafuk • danuka • daoko • Daruk • Doukas • Doukino
Daoud is the most loyal friend you can have. He usually puts everyone else before himself. You should really want and appreciate a friend like Daoud. A lot of people are jealous of him and often call him annoying and small.

Daoud’s name is usually written as ‘Doud’
Man 1: Oh man, don’t you think Daoud is annoying sometimes? He’s a small guy that acts big.
Man 2: Shut the fuck up, daoud is an amazing friend, just yesterday he got me Pizza Hut cookie dough and ice cream.
Man 1: Wow that nice of Daoud, I wish I had a friend like him! My dad left me.
Daoud by iPhone14 December 15, 2018
1. To be in a hopeless situation or position, without a chance of redemption.

2. To be conned, swindled, cheated, or unfairly deprived.

3. To be taken advantage of.

4. A subtle substitute for the words "screwed" or "fucked".
"Aaagh! Somebody called the cops! We're totally Dauk'd!!"

"Tom called in sick, so the company just called me in to work. I just got Dauk'd."

"Wow, that guy got Dauk'd!"
Dauk'd by LePilote October 19, 2022

Doukutsu Monogatari 

Doukutsu Monogatari(A.K.A. Cave Story) is a freeware side-scrolling game in the syle of Zelda, Metroid and Wonderboy.It was written and designed by Studio Pixel originating from japan released in 2004. took 5 years to make. it has been critically by gamers and reviews over the globe. featuring large free roaming environments, vastly different weapons and 3 different endings. if you have not played this game play it now!

Also Variant games have secured the rights to publish the game for PSP
Ed - OMG have you played Doukutsu Monogatari?
Dav - No why?
Ed - FOOL! play it now! you only have a short time to live
Dav - So
Ed - your life is unfulfilled unless you play it!!!

Doukutsu Monogatari is the best game ever!
A loyal nigga from Pakistan who always has your back. You can always count on a daoud to bsck you up.
Person1: im lucky the lawyer had my back, man
Person2: he must have been a daoud
Daoud by Mandemfrmdaeast January 27, 2020
Warrior and brave. Loyal and smart. But is shy
That guy is a Doukas
Doukas by Bobslink October 17, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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