dantez 

That one moth*r f*cker who aint gat nah feeling for any of y'all and just chasing his dreams and the bag

Dantez last name ever first name greatest

dantez by anonymous November 25, 2021

Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

Dante with both hands by StephBae March 10, 2017

pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.

He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante

pulling a dante by SaltElements June 14, 2014

dirty dante 

The act of bouncing your penis off the forehead of a MILF in the back of a ice cream truck.

“I couldn’t get the smell of ice cream off my penis for a week after that dirty dante.

dirty dante by LOLurAdopted April 1, 2020

Dante East 

The arch nemesis of Kanye West, he is most known as the master mind behind the keeping up with the Kardashians film set bombing of 2031, he is also the the reason Kanye didn't win the 2020 election by using his corrupt influence in electoral college.

(spoilers incoming click away if you haven't read the manga)

In Kanyes' 2069 album yeezyz' nuts, it is revealed that both Kanye West and Dante East are ye-incarnations of ancient warriors destined to battle each other for the fate of the universe.

I saw Dante East wrestling a T-Rex yesterday; it was the most badass thing I'd ever seen.

Dante East by Frosty Dice July 21, 2021

dante best

dante is hypixel Skyblock god and the best

dante best

dante best by ilovedeadmemes May 22, 2021

Dante Sparda 

The wisecracking half-man, half-demon star of the ass-kicking game series Devil May Cry. He is the son of Sparda and the brother of Vergil Sparda. He owns a demon hunting agency called Devil May Cry (duh), of which he is sole owner, employee, and agent. he traditionally carries a large broadsword (Examples: Rebellion, Sparda Sword, Force Edge, Alastor) and two .45 caliber pistols, one black and one white, called Ebony and Ivory, which never run out of ammo. However he has been known to carry other weapons, such as an icy three-sided nunchaku/flail, two scimitars, fiery gauntlets, even an electric (literally) guitar, as well as a full compliment of firearms, from lasers to sniper rifles, to rocket launchers. Again, none of these run out of ammo.
Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).

Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain.
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.

Lady: Let me go!

Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.




Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.

Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.


Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"

Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"

Dante Sparda by Zephyr16 July 3, 2005