dante

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.
"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?"
"Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"
by quiznosubsratfan March 11, 2004
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dante is a genius hamster who attempts to get the hairlook of janneke siers.
Dante will be one of the biggest (hamsters) in the world. if all other hamsters suicide
by the_ biggest_hamm(st)er September 05, 2018
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a jerk that will cheat on you, and is psychotic.
dante is the craziest guy i know
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biggest hoe in the world. snaps 5,000 girls in a span of one hour. he’s so fine but, he won’t like you if you’re not his race. looks like a shark or messi. very rideable in this case (face is very nice seat). very tall and wears chustiks everywhere he goes. depending, very emo.
don’t talk to dante, he’s a big whore with girls.
dante has a VIVACIOUS dick but, he’s so mean.
by pope st. jigyar bardoomi December 11, 2022
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when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it
We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.
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the dante is short and wears glasses
by dumby1234 October 22, 2009
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phat shlong really huge omg
Dante has big pp lol
by me..me September 14, 2020
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