dante

1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil.
2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.

"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?"
"Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"

by quiznosubsratfan March 10, 2004

dante

dante is a genius hamster who attempts to get the hairlook of janneke siers.

Dante will be one of the biggest (hamsters) in the world. if all other hamsters suicide

by the_ biggest_hamm(st)er September 5, 2018

dante

a jerk that will cheat on you, and is psychotic.

dante is the craziest guy i know

by turtle1232000 June 26, 2017

dante

biggest hoe in the world. snaps 5,000 girls in a span of one hour. he’s so fine but, he won’t like you if you’re not his race. looks like a shark or messi. very rideable in this case (face is very nice seat). very tall and wears chustiks everywhere he goes. depending, very emo.

don’t talk to dante, he’s a big whore with girls.
dante has a VIVACIOUS dick but, he’s so mean.

by pope st. jigyar bardoomi December 10, 2022

dante

when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it

We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.

by potatoes63 December 11, 2010

dante

an ugly ass motherfucker

the dante is short and wears glasses

by dumby1234 October 21, 2009

Dante

phat shlong really huge omg

Dante has big pp lol

by me..me September 14, 2020