Dadsplaining 

When a father answers his child's question, no matter how simple, with undesired and tangentially relevant information and life advise.

I asked my dad where the spare tire was and he must have gone on for half an hour dadsplaining how to change it. I'll be damned if that information didn't come in handy a couple months later.

Dadsplaining by EmptySea September 2, 2017

Dadsplaining 

Any sentence spoken by a dad to persons younger than himself that begins with, "When I was your age," or, "I'll tell you why that is," or, "If you were smart, here's what you'd do..."

My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.

Dadsplaining by deke47 April 6, 2017

Dadsplaining 

When a father or dad starts a sentence with, "I think you'll find"........then proceeds to impress his audience with his array of knowledge, facts and information to ensure that he thinks he is smarter than everyone in the room and that you are only as smart as dog shit.

I think you'll find that dadsplaining means I'm full of shit and I'm just trying to sound smart

Dadsplaining by trout_ January 5, 2020

dadsplaining 

When, upon confirming his target does in fact know how to do something, a dad explains it anyways.

Dad: Hey son, I think it would be good to know how to change a tire in case of emergency.

Son: I actually know how to do that. I popped a tire last year and luckily had a spare. YouTube is super helpful.

Dad: So the first thing you're going to want to do is...

Son: Please stop dadsplaining this to me!

dadsplaining by misterscooter January 26, 2022

Dadsplaining 

Similar to mansplaining, but used to explain topics outside the realm of expertise in a condescending or patronizing manor to those without parental experience.

The chef was dadsplaining to my astrophysicist colleagues why the Earth is truly flat.

Dadsplaining by Dollar$ April 13, 2017

dadsplaining 

Similar to mansplaining, but when you're dad does it even more

The programme was destroyed when he started dadsplaining

dadsplaining by Fods47 January 22, 2017

Dawgsplaining 

Dawgsplaining, Dawg spraining, Dawg-splaining:

The immature whining of a weak minded , delusional college fan base uttering constant and unfounded complaints concerning officiating ,usually involving whiny, nasal, crying sounds, due to a loss from being out played and/or out coached by superior opponent. Typical of a fan base that walks around with “Alabama swagger but has a Tiny Trophy case.”

“After three consecutive collapses and humiliating defeats at the hands of the Crimson Tide, I needed ear plugs at the Piggly Wiggly checkout line to drown out the incessant Dawgsplaining from the loser uga fans! “

Dawgsplaining by CFBrealist December 2, 2018