damng

When "damn" and "dang" join to form one word.

"She got butt implants? Damng."

by tiff June 19, 2006

Damage Limitation

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

Damaging

Damaging is an adjective; it means causing physical damage or having a detrimental effect on someone or something. So if someone is given the cold shoulder or sent to Coventry it can be damaging to their health and well-being. If someone is given a smack in the chops for no reason, this can affect their emotional well-being as well as being physically damaging.

Malcolm’s temperamental bullshit is extremely damaging to both the project and his co-workers.

by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016

Sperm Damage

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

Damn that's crazy

When you pretend to care whatever the hell your friend is saying.

Friend: Ay, so last night, I saw this hot chick, then guess what?
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.

by Scyanogen February 6, 2021

damn bro that's crazy

when your friends' talkin bout sum shit you don't care about while your tryna do something.

Billy: Sam, my parents are getting a divorce, I'm pretty depressed and I really need emotional support in these times.

Sam: Damn bro that's crazy, but I'm in the second round in Fall Guys.

by nutlmao August 31, 2020

Damn! It's 7 AM!

Something you say when somebody is being unreasonable in the most ridiculous way possible, generally in a discriminatory way.

Example 1:
Mom: "Make sure all her brothers sleep on a separate floor while her friend is staying over!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"

Example 2:
Mom: "You can't hang out one-on-one with a female friend before marriage!"
Taylor Swift, or any reasonable person: "Damn! It's 7 AM!"

by CaptainFlapjacks January 10, 2023