cwoft

Complete Waste Of Fucking Time.
A pointless excercise.

Watching grass grow or paint dry is such a cwoft.

cwoft by nobhead January 17, 2008

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.

I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.

Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

Daniel Crofter Effect by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020

cwoffee 

This is how a New Yorker says coffee.

I'm gonna go to the stwore to get some cwoffee

cwoffee by Lio messi legend November 17, 2020

cwot

Complete waste of time

cwot by Doobie March 3, 2003

crofton middle school 

crofton middle school is home of popular white girls who rotate boyfriends and let their boyfriends say the n- word, and the boys only date white blondes or brunettes that can dye their hair blonde. you’ll also find the most racist kids ever born, and if you’re planning on going there, good luck if your not a white blonde!

omg, crofton middle school is a hell hole

crofton middle school by idontcarelol January 29, 2021