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verb- to smoke marijuana

noun- marijuana itself
Yo homie lets go cooft a blunt

You got some cooft?
cooft by burrisnation September 20, 2004
Related Words
cooft cooftie smack cooftus Coofty Coof coont Coontail coontang comfty coolth
"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."
coof by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021

The Coof 

That guy didnt wear his mask, and now he has the Coof
The Coof by That guy 191117 August 19, 2020
1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.
1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.
Coof by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020
1. (n.) a phrase trademarked by Dr. Corrina Fiedler of the California Academy of Mathematics and Science (CAMS). It denotes surprise, understanding, anger, joy, horniness from touching one's self, etc.
"Cool™!"
cool™ by paperorplastic December 16, 2008

Coontuck 

Being clueless in the most simple situations.
That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.
Coontuck by Ufert June 13, 2020