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cupfuck

a sexual term where you pee and shit in an urbandictionary cup and then make your partner shake it like taylor swift did, and then when it forms a liquidy form you pour it onto a condom and freeze it for 69 hours. after that you put it up your vajayjay or asshole.
oh my GOD. i love doing the cupfuck with my husband! it makes us pleased.
by cupfucker February 22, 2023
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Construction Cutfuck

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.
I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
by Sakpat February 12, 2010
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Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
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Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up
Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.
by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016
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Cunfucked

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??
by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011
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cumfuckle

You are a cumfuckle
by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018
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cumfuckshitcunt

An exclamation of displeasure for the more discerning cusser.
Guy 1: Cumfuckshitcunt

Guy 2: What is it, bro?

Guy 1: She didn't accept my friend request!
by Istartagain January 3, 2014
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