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Discerning 

Word used by call girls on sites such as craigslist to solicit Johns.
26 year-old female here, looking for discerning gentleman to spend adult time.
Discerning by cloak357 March 19, 2014

discording 

hey im discording. ;)
discording by wadadwdaw December 11, 2017

discurbing 

when describing a noun or a verb and disgusting or disturbing are not quite adequate.
"Dude, i was whacking off and my load landed in my water cup." "That's discurbing
discurbing by alikat07 October 15, 2009

Beef-Discording 

The action of starting a fight with someone on discord and only fighting with them on discord.
Neil was totally beef-discording with Kai yesterday.
Beef-Discording by Doitcluett April 13, 2022

dismorning 

The period of time between when you start work in the morning and when you have a lunch break. According to Dan, it's a word without definition and that spell check must've got it wrong, with that stupid squiggly red line under it...
Also, a typical example of 'Australianisms' whereby, we as a people are too lazy to say 2 separate words, so we string them together into 1.
Hi Alice, we have received your 16 boxes at 11:00am dismorning as scheduled.

Couldn't get out of the bed dismorning
dismorning by The Dock Guy November 2, 2011

discernible 

perceptible as by vision or intellect, noticeable, another spelling of discernable
"things happen in the earth and sky with no discernible cause”

“the newspaper reports no discernible progress in the negotiations”
“the skyline is easily discernible even at a distance of several miles”
discernible by Pastoris June 28, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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