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curfuckle 

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up
1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm
curfuckle by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Curfuckle 

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!
Curfuckle by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011

Curfuckle 

A curfew to fuck/have sex.
Oh shit! It's an hour past my curfuckle! Gotta run!
Curfuckle by ApersonA October 24, 2020
To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.
'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'
Cruckle by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017

confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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