Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up

1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm

by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Curfuckle

Like a curfuffle, but worse.

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!

by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011

Curfuckle

A curfew to fuck/have sex.

Oh shit! It's an hour past my curfuckle! Gotta run!

by ApersonA October 24, 2020

Cruckle

To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.

'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'

by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017

confuckle

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

by Motownphilly February 17, 2021