Cunfucked 

To be confused as fuck.

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??

Cunfucked by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021

confucked 

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

confucked by okden April 11, 2020