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curfuckle 

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up
1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm
curfuckle by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Curfuckle 

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!

Curfuckle 

A curfew to fuck/have sex.
Oh shit! It's an hour past my curfuckle! Gotta run!
Curfuckle by ApersonA October 24, 2020
To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.
'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'
Cruckle by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017

confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021