cuntstitute

The opposite of a pro-stitute, which is a hook who is a pro.

A cuntstitute is a hooker which is not a pro, and very amateur like and rude, thus, deriving the prefix cunt.

BOB: Eh Greg, know any good prostitutes 'round here?
GREG: Dangnamit, I only know them cuntstitutes 'round here.

by El Grandez December 14, 2007

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Cuntshitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cunt Shitter

MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost December 22, 2018

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A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.

Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

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Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

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cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 22, 2005

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