Catstitute

A cat prostitute

My cat was so sexualy needy that I took him to a catstitute

Catstitute by Guillyyy February 26, 2024

Copstitute 

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.

Aloofness, Cattitude

Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012

Castitute 

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.

IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"

Castitute by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

camstitute 

One who masturbates on cam and receives payment for it.

Dude #1: I had to pay this chick I was fooling around with on Skype.
Dude #2: What a camstitute.

camstitute by Mrs. Colthart November 6, 2010

cattitude

The superior attitude of a cat.

Person A: After petting my cat, Mr. Jingles, he nipped at me and walked away.

Person B: Sounds like he's got some serious cattitude!

cattitude by 4wrdthnkndad July 31, 2010