5 definitions by Scobar

cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 5, 2005

hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.

Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."

by Scobar November 14, 2006

mouth party

Fellatio.

Mouth party is a rough translation of fellatio from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.

Borat: I like very much when your prostitutes make mouth party with me.

by Scobar November 14, 2006

shpong

See schpong. This is a variation of the word schpong. The written word is very ambiguous in the fantasy world of Carlos. The pronunciation is effectively the same though.

Rick: Here I'll untangle you mouse cable from your prized HSV coffee mug.
* Rick drops mug on the floor and it smashes into a kabillion pieces*
Carlos: Ah Rick ya shpong!

by Scobar April 21, 2005

schpong

A term of endearment in the fantasy world of Carlos.

'You are such a schpong!'

As in: 'You are so cool, I think you are just great!'

by Scobar April 20, 2005