cuntlement

A complement to or about a pussy. The female equivalent of cocklement.

J: Nice labes, L! L: Thank you for the cuntlement.

by ellarjay March 3, 2011

cuntleman

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.

(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '

by littlemac June 28, 2012

cuntliment

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

by Mel R August 12, 2016

cutement

The homie you can never not be sus for to the point where you wonder if maybe it isn't a joke anymore and maybe you really wanna kiss him.

Sus boi #1: Hey you guys talk to cutement today?
Sus Boi #2: Yea he was looking mad fine, I kinda wanna hit.

by xjzuriel November 23, 2020

cuntpliment

A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.

"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."

"Thanks for the cuntpliment."

by rleclair February 12, 2009

Cuddlement

Positions one lies in while cuddling with their significant other in which they do not plan on sleeping.

"My girlfriend laid right on top of me, it was a great Cuddlement before we got tired and slept on our separate ends of the bed"

by Terpstarr December 19, 2008

Cuntliement

A passive aggressive compliment

Dave's hair looked gay so I gave him a cuntliement on it

by vonell78 February 26, 2018