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cuntlement

A complement to or about a pussy. The female equivalent of cocklement.
J: Nice labes, L! L: Thank you for the cuntlement.
by ellarjay March 3, 2011
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cuntleman

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '
by littlemac June 28, 2012
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cuntliment

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment
You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
by Mel R August 12, 2016
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cutement

The homie you can never not be sus for to the point where you wonder if maybe it isn't a joke anymore and maybe you really wanna kiss him.
Sus boi #1: Hey you guys talk to cutement today?
Sus Boi #2: Yea he was looking mad fine, I kinda wanna hit.
by xjzuriel November 23, 2020
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cuntpliment

A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.
"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."

"Thanks for the cuntpliment."
by rleclair February 12, 2009
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Cuddlement

Positions one lies in while cuddling with their significant other in which they do not plan on sleeping.
"My girlfriend laid right on top of me, it was a great Cuddlement before we got tired and slept on our separate ends of the bed"
by Terpstarr December 19, 2008
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Cuntliement

Dave's hair looked gay so I gave him a cuntliement on it
by vonell78 February 26, 2018
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