centrement 

A portmanteau of the centre and alignment.
When someone puts all their text or objects in a central position on their website. Also US:centerment

What's with the dodgy centrement. I can't see the porn properly.

centrement by The weird and wonderful Egyptian King August 29, 2006

centimental 

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

centimental by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

centerment 

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.

"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"

centerment by The weird and wonderful Egyptian King August 29, 2006

centrometropia 

A disorder that causes your brain and forehead to swell up which as a result makes you big-brained. This boosts your IQ and increases your mental ability.

Anne scores 100 on every test. She is definitely a patient of centrometropia.

centrometropia by Adion3000 March 28, 2022

cuntlement 

A complement to or about a pussy. The female equivalent of cocklement.

J: Nice labes, L! L: Thank you for the cuntlement.

cuntlement by ellarjay March 3, 2011

cunterment 

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

cunterment by alex-u June 2, 2011

Centrimental 

Sounding to the mind as high ranking or executive, due to common stereotypical names given as such, even though it is not high ranking or executive.

The rank "executive member" was centrimental, and given to him just so he would stop complaining.

Centrimental by A very, very salty man. June 19, 2018