The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

cumdgement call by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

Combliment

An compliment combined with an insult that is designed to undermine another's confidence while maintaining the guise of friendship. While mostly prevelant in discussions amongst females, it can be found in male convos as well.

Kimberly: Those few extra pounds you've gained look really good on you.

Sheba: Um, thanks for the combliment.

OR

Dimitri: Does this shirt make me look fat?

Mike: No, your fat make you look fat, but the shirt kinda hides it.

Combliment by Kenneth Van Egdon June 23, 2007

complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person

hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush

complementary flush by somethree May 9, 2013

National complement a girl day

On national complement a girl day u complement a girl say she's pretty say she is nice

Randy:sup ur eyes are beautiful
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day

National complement a girl day by Joshua6969 January 18, 2020

Complement

To go well with; to complete.

That lamp complements your desk perfectly.

Complement by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Cute(Complement)

A complement to a girl from another girl, in a non-homosexual way. When a girl calls another girl "cute" she's basically saying that they're sweet, nice, or used to refer to something little, or related to being young.

(People do this in my school, it's kind of a southern thing!)

Friend one: "You look so Cute(Complement) today, Your dress and hair is, like, adorable."
Friend two: "Thanks!"

Cute(Complement) by Deplrshukiwa April 8, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026