cumblement
cumblement by lokijki January 26, 2008
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cumdgement call
The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.
Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?
cumdgement call by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017
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Combliment
An compliment combined with an insult that is designed to undermine another's confidence while maintaining the guise of friendship. While mostly prevelant in discussions amongst females, it can be found in male convos as well.
Kimberly: Those few extra pounds you've gained look really good on you.
Sheba: Um, thanks for the combliment.
OR
Dimitri: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Mike: No, your fat make you look fat, but the shirt kinda hides it.
Sheba: Um, thanks for the combliment.
OR
Dimitri: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Mike: No, your fat make you look fat, but the shirt kinda hides it.
Combliment by Kenneth Van Egdon June 23, 2007
complementary flush
flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
complementary flush by somethree May 9, 2013
National complement a girl day
Randy:sup ur eyes are beautiful
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day
National complement a girl day by Joshua6969 January 18, 2020
Complement
Complement by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005
Cute(Complement)
A complement to a girl from another girl, in a non-homosexual way. When a girl calls another girl "cute" she's basically saying that they're sweet, nice, or used to refer to something little, or related to being young.
(People do this in my school, it's kind of a southern thing!)
(People do this in my school, it's kind of a southern thing!)
Friend one: "You look so Cute(Complement) today, Your dress and hair is, like, adorable."
Friend two: "Thanks!"
Friend two: "Thanks!"
Cute(Complement) by Deplrshukiwa April 8, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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