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cuntleman 

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.
(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '
cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012
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Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.
Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.
( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.
cuddleman by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Cuntsmanship 

Cuntsmanship- the act of being a cunt or the art of being proficiently skilled in sexual intercourse
That man's cuntsmanship is next level (sexual meaning )
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)
Cuntsmanship by Master Bing May 31, 2019

cuntledingus 

Used to describe one or many idiots that choose to perform cunnilingus for public viewing.
Did you see that cuntledingus? Fuhhhh

I wasnt a huge fan of that porno, there were too many cuntledingi
cuntledingus by _Tbaby February 19, 2020

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment
You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016

cuntamanious

A person or action that is monumentally cunty; a quality that only the most vile and detestable cunts possess.
"That fucking cuntamanious cocksucking whore stole the poppy donation box for veterans!"
cuntamanious by 0xSwitch April 22, 2017
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