Cuddlement 

Positions one lies in while cuddling with their significant other in which they do not plan on sleeping.

"My girlfriend laid right on top of me, it was a great Cuddlement before we got tired and slept on our separate ends of the bed"

Cuddlement by Terpstarr December 19, 2008

cuddlemonster 

1. A beautiful girl who's shy but loves to cuddle.
2. A really good cuddler

3. Think cookiemonster but with cuddling. i.e. a cuddling addict

"What'd you and Jessie do last night?"

"Oh, nothing. I thought we were going to go out but her cuddlemonster took over and we just stayed in"

cuddlemonster by Sydclark19 May 29, 2013

cuddleman

A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.

( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.

cuddleman by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Cuddlefest 

Get group of people together. Lay in bed. Enjoy mass cuddling. Dont pass 2nd and you're good. Bake in oven at 350 for 20 minutes.

Did you hear about that cuddlefest that the fifth floor was having?
Yeah man, they pushed the couches together and got crazy panda but it was perfectly pure and asexual. No one passed second base.

Cuddlefest by lizt December 14, 2010

cumdgement call 

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

cumdgement call by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

cuddlemonster 

1.a girl who may look like an intimidating hottie on the outside but on the inside is a giggly lil kiddy full lovey doveys, usually only a boyfriend can see.
2.cute and cuddly.

"That girl seems so serious!" "No way, we've been dating for over a year now, she's the biggest cuddlemonster you'll ever meet."

cuddlemonster by Nicholas Melefsky August 31, 2007

cumblement 

A fight and / or argument

Dad saw mom with another guy and now their in a huge cumblement.

cumblement by lokijki January 26, 2008