cuntliment

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

by Mel R August 12, 2016

Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

centimental

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

by Jeff D February 18, 2004

Cuntinental

1. Continent-dwelling c*nt.

2. Overpopulation personified.

Used to describe the hordes of unwashed, warlike peoples that inhabit the cuntinents.

"The hotel was crowded with cuntinentals, there wasn't a complimentary anything left in sight."

"I hear the cuntinentals are killing each other again."

by Adam X Smith September 12, 2012

cuntpliment

A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.

"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."

"Thanks for the cuntpliment."

by rleclair February 12, 2009