For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment
You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.
"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."
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-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.
Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.