A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.
"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."
"Thanks for the cuntpliment."
"Thanks for the cuntpliment."
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Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
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by vonell78 February 26, 2018
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Used in sentence:
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.
Used in sentence:
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out
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Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.
Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.
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Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)
Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)
1 - (after oral sex) "Wow, your spunk tastes fantastic, so light and refreshing!"
"Thank you for the cumpliment."
2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted
in your pants"
This is an indirect cumpliment
3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"
"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"
"Thank you for the cumpliment."
2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted
in your pants"
This is an indirect cumpliment
3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"
"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"
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