cuntpliment 

A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.

"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."

"Thanks for the cuntpliment."

cuntpliment by rleclair February 12, 2009

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016

Cuntliement 

A passive aggressive compliment

Dave's hair looked gay so I gave him a cuntliement on it

Cuntliement by vonell78 February 26, 2018

Cumplimentary 

Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.

Used in sentence:

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out

Cumplimentary by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 3, 2018

Cumpliment

When people cum for you as compliments.

You know, when he sees you his soldier not only saluted, it exploded.
Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.

Cumpliment by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation July 22, 2018

Cumpliment

When one party compliments the other on their ejaculation. Both male and female.

Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)

1 - (after oral sex) "Wow, your spunk tastes fantastic, so light and refreshing!"

"Thank you for the cumpliment."

2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted

in your pants"

This is an indirect cumpliment

3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"

"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"

Cumpliment by Mr. Drake October 27, 2013

cuntlement 

A complement to or about a pussy. The female equivalent of cocklement.

J: Nice labes, L! L: Thank you for the cuntlement.

cuntlement by ellarjay March 3, 2011