cuntkey

1.Having a key in your cunt.

2. Having a key to ones cunt.

1. Damn this cuntkey, i'm locked out.

2. Yeah, he hold the cuntkey...and we make wildsex.

cuntweasel
cuntwagon
cuntwrecker

by Cunty McCunterson69 February 13, 2009

Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

cunteye

a special species of cunt; very rare but often sighted in pace island. the P.I.G.S.'s hoes.

Allen: Cease, cunteye!
Michelle&kelly: Shutup P.I.G.

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009

Cuntney

A slutty girl who dated your boyfriend three years ago but is still obsessed with him. She tends so have super short hair that is trashily bleached, although it is subject to change at any moment. The previous trashy colors include; pink, black, blue, red, and brown. Also her hair tends to include trashy extensions that never match her hair color, and that are way to long to be believable. She pretends to be a Bible Humper but in all reality she is just a whore that attends church. She is in no way attractive so most pictures involve her sticking her tongue out or making another unflattering face to make her misfortune seem purposeful. Her real name tends to be Courtney but her unusual cuntness is why people call her Cuntney.

Girl1: You know that bitch Skippy dated? She just put a picture of them up on Facebook from three years ago.

Girl2: God, she is such a Cuntney.

by shameful9219 May 31, 2011

cuntkerchief

An extremely short skirt. A bit larger than a belt. Not much bigger than your average hankerchief...

Dude #1: Did you see that chick's skirt?
Dude #2: More like "cuntkerchief"

by ozwegian October 12, 2005

cunteyes

a person who is such a cunt that their eyes are replaced by cunts

james is king cunteyes

by vandeleur-boorer September 29, 2003