When someone goes on Omegle and tries to flirt with random girls for no other reason than the fact that they are so horny it can be felt radiating off of them.

Willy: “Hey, what’s your blood type?”
Shen: “Oh no, he’s pulling a Unwashed Willy again”

Unwashed Willy by LargeDavid April 5, 2021

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Unwashed Masses

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.

Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.

Unwashed Masses by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019

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Unwashed Face

When you engage In something without the proper preparation or skill to do it correctly.

Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!

Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're

going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!

Unwashed Face by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

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Unwashed Carrot

When a Male pulls a carrot from the ground and proceeds to fuck his spouse with the carrot and then eats the carrot after. Then the couple makes out with the chewed carrot in their mouth.

Yo man I just gave my girlfriend a unwashed carrot last night.

Unwashed Carrot by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021

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unwashed hair

when you don't wash your hair for a very long time, and it becomes very greasy (Especially if you have long hair)

I had unwashed hair for a pretty long time

unwashed hair by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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