Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

cunteyes

a person who is such a cunt that their eyes are replaced by cunts

james is king cunteyes

by vandeleur-boorer September 29, 2003

cunteyes

A medical condition, where the eyelids are joined at every corner, appearing instead of eyes but a cunt...

also a derogatry term some use. people who seem to stare without regard for the person being stared at..

"oh my god look at those ugly ass cunteyes"

"hey cunteyes what are you looking at?"

by jahsin April 26, 2006

cunteyes

this word is originated from a person who appears to have not slept for months, thus the eyes take a cunt looking shape.

the best example would be H arry Redknapp.

"look at the state of your cunt eyes (or cunts). you look cream crackered"

by Nicky Nu February 7, 2005

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

cunteye

a special species of cunt; very rare but often sighted in pace island. the P.I.G.S.'s hoes.

Allen: Cease, cunteye!
Michelle&kelly: Shutup P.I.G.

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009

cunt eyes

or vagina eyes, referring to double eyelids of white people's eyes.

the flaps of a vagina or labia majora and labia minora resemble double eyelids. no vagina is monolided or has one lid/flap, so cunt eyes or vagina eyes are for double eyelids. the way labia majora and labia minora connects to the clit of a vagina looks like the inner part of white people's eyes, towards their nose bridge region or center of their face.

even if after vaginal rejuvenation, there are still both labia majora and labia minora. that makes vagina eyes or cunt eyes a description of double eyelids. whoever made cunt eyes term describing asians or monolids has never seen a vagina. they need to get their eyes checked. ironic isn't it. stupid white people can't even insult right; cunt eyes are for double eyelids, just like the vagina with labia majora and labia minora.

"whoever thinks cunt eyes refers to Asians or monolids is too dumb to exist, or a loser fat cunt who can't fuck, or too blind to see and needs to get their eyes checked (ironic), or a fat cunt who is too fat or obeast to see her own cunt, and can't tell the difference that double layers or flaps of vagina are like double eyelids, not single monolid."

by Cunt has double lids you moron October 4, 2012