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Definitions by becy

reverse shite 

The exact feeling you get when you're copping a load of manmeat rectum-wise.
That fucker stuffed his punis right square up my arse and it felt like i was about to take a reverse shite
reverse shite by becy September 7, 2006

masteress 

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.
Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.
masteress by becy April 29, 2006
Stands for "If you know what I mean" Very useful when constructing internet double entendres
Ohhhh i think you can get it harder than that sonny... iYKwIM ;)
iYKwIM by becy October 29, 2005

cunteyed 

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"
Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!
cunteyed by becy September 26, 2005
We've all seen a jiss I'm sure. Also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. This term is used for when a woman, gets butt nekkid squats down and ejaculates a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear pisslike and jizzlike liquid during orgasm. However... its not jizz... its not piss.... ITS JISS
"I had this girl over the other night and damn i got JISSED on!"
jiss by becy September 7, 2005

pricktoid 

A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.
You fucking pricktoid I can't believe you didn't buy the beer.
pricktoid by becy September 4, 2005
The male so-called "G-Spot". The linguistics of this word derive from the combination of two words: man and clitoris, thus defining the male clitoris, located on the prostate by way of the tradesman's entrance, the back passage, the rear driveway, or even the rectum, if you will.
Pigman slowly eased his turgid member into Madmike's anal opening, immediately pressing upon his manoris and giving Madmike the best orgasm he'd had since the great post-a-picture related mass-banning of 2004.
manoris by becy July 17, 2005