27 definitions by becy

The male so-called "G-Spot". The linguistics of this word derive from the combination of two words: man and clitoris, thus defining the male clitoris, located on the prostate by way of the tradesman's entrance, the back passage, the rear driveway, or even the rectum, if you will.

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

A half-man half-woman with a tiny penis and a pus-oozing vagina for a mouth, a trAse hangs around primary schools flashing his wizened deformed nipples at the kiddies on sport days when he can masturbate to the sight of them playing Scarecrow Tiggy

A name used to indicate the highest form of gorgeousisity in a female, coupled with an excellent almost dare i say pudry-like sense of humour.

To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads

An adorable creature with the hospitality of a hobbit on ecstasy and the face of a Miss Middle Earth elf, breakme has an obsession with piercings, and given enough encouragement (ie bongs) will show you them all!

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly