becy's definitions

swishfish

A name used to indicate the highest form of gorgeousisity in a female, coupled with an excellent almost dare i say pudry-like sense of humour.

That chick is so damn swishfish!

by becy June 25, 2004

punis

A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.

Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet

by becy July 25, 2004

jiss

We've all seen a jiss I'm sure. Also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. This term is used for when a woman, gets butt nekkid squats down and ejaculates a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear pisslike and jizzlike liquid during orgasm. However... its not jizz... its not piss.... ITS JISS

"I had this girl over the other night and damn i got JISSED on!"

by becy September 7, 2005

Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly

After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags

by becy June 25, 2004

pudry

The residue left on the sheets after a big night's arsefucking (either gender)

When I woke up this morning the pudry on the sheets was an inch deep, and coming off in flakes.

by becy June 20, 2004

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy April 29, 2006

lalaland

A loved-up munted raver wearing phatties who loves to swill G and red bull at his trance parties. He loves Tiesto and will do anything to get a chance to suck him off one day.

man, what a lalaland, pingin' off his head and gacked to the eyeballs as usual. Someone call an ambo.

by becy July 18, 2004