Cuntney

A slutty girl who dated your boyfriend three years ago but is still obsessed with him. She tends so have super short hair that is trashily bleached, although it is subject to change at any moment. The previous trashy colors include; pink, black, blue, red, and brown. Also her hair tends to include trashy extensions that never match her hair color, and that are way to long to be believable. She pretends to be a Bible Humper but in all reality she is just a whore that attends church. She is in no way attractive so most pictures involve her sticking her tongue out or making another unflattering face to make her misfortune seem purposeful. Her real name tends to be Courtney but her unusual cuntness is why people call her Cuntney.

Girl1: You know that bitch Skippy dated? She just put a picture of them up on Facebook from three years ago.

Girl2: God, she is such a Cuntney.

by shameful9219 May 31, 2011

Cuntney

Cuntney is a talentless bitch. She enjoys talking shit on everyone, especially about theater even though her vocals sound like a pig orgy. She thinks she's all that even though she isn't and she has extremely fucked up teeth and an oddly shaped body.

"It's cuntney, not courtney."

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Cuntney

Word used to describe a person of London based origin ( cockney ).

"I hate going to London. I just can't stand the way those cuntneys talk"

by Thumpa April 4, 2005

Cuntney

A witch from Allentown, via Alquippa. The witch has sex on couches, with her boss, while celebrating her sister’s C-level roles in Lifetime movies. She claims to be from Pittsburgh during hockey and football season, but is from Philadelphia during basketball and baseball season. The witch has a sexual obsession with her brother. The witch has a pig nose that she sticks up at everyone, feeling an air of superiority, but in reality, the witch is the lowest of humans, who allows her family dogs to shit indoors. The witch once tried to fight Laura Warrington. The witch identifies as a human she/her, but is actually an it/that.

Cuntney showed up to the fiesta party, but was so ugly she received a Chi-Chi’s salsa facial.

by Pilotfreight July 2, 2022

cuntney whorenett

a girl who fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down, 30 or more to be exact

there goes cuntney whorenett banging another guy

by randompig December 26, 2017

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

cuntnoyer

suggested by a guy named hinson, wanted to make a person version of concut. See Concut. It is when a girl uses one word to end the conversation. Many girls tend to do this, they are called cuntnoyers. Due to being a cunt for cutting off the conversation, also annoying the crap out of a person when they're trying to talk. Also putting question marks behind the concut makes the cuntnoyer an extreme cuntnoyer.

Guy: hey! long time no talk.
Girl: uh..? <--extreme cuntnoyer
Guy: so watsup
Girl: nothing? *nothing is the concut*
Guy: what are you taking for classes?
Girl: stuff.
Guy: wanna stop being such a cuntnoyer?
Girl: what....................? <---notice the amount of dots.
Guy: look it up on UD
Girl: you're cool. *small phrase that is still a concut*

by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009