cunteyed 

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

cunteyed by becy September 26, 2005

Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

Cunteyes by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

cunteye 

a special species of cunt; very rare but often sighted in pace island. the P.I.G.S.'s hoes.

Allen: Cease, cunteye!
Michelle&kelly: Shutup P.I.G.

cunteye by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009

cunteyes

a person who is such a cunt that their eyes are replaced by cunts

james is king cunteyes

cunteyes by vandeleur-boorer September 29, 2003

cunt eyed

(anachronism, orig spelled Cundai but pronounced Cunt eye) prop n. Formerly a Korean automobile manufacturer whose name was surreptitiously changed to "Hundai" following American marketing consultants' recommendations to the then auto maker's board of directors that this name in America had phonetically potentially socially embarrassing implications . circa 1990

cunt eyed (slang-derogatory)-adj- descriptive of or about low quality after market vehicular accoutrements ironically whose sole intent is to deceive others into thinking that some how against reason a four banger rice burner might tacitly be able to blow your doors off! This word is increasingly being heard on the fringe of previously thought to be impenetrable Anglo communities who are now suffering the throes of ethnic creep from poorly educated Asians of low stature and high emotional volatility.

A Triton V-8 packed white Ford F150 XLT yawned as a cunt eyed late model Prelude overflowing with shaved-headed Asian male teenagers languished up to the red light.

cunt eyed by Dusty Blue May 23, 2008

cunteye 

Someone who has a cunt for an eye. Typically, someone who is a cunt, and you can't think off anything else to add to it to make it more effective and spicy.

Oh, fuck off, Cunteye.

You sure are a cunteye.

You are a cuntarm.. no.. that doesn't sound right. Cunt leg? No. Cunteye! You stupid cunteye.

cunteye by Peter Simmons September 21, 2005