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Someone who is a cuck but also as dumb and weird as a monkey
“God, Baylie is suck a cunkey.”
Cunkey by Spagget May 19, 2020
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A girl that is so slutty that you know your taking your chances of getting an STD by tapping that. Shes such a slut that shes like a monkey getting bugs eaten off of her, and such a bitch that shes a cunt. cunt + monkey = cunkey
"Dude I havent stopped scratching since I got with that Cunkey"
Cunkey by Joaquin Alejandro October 18, 2006
Related Words
cunkey cunteyes Cunky conkey CĂĽneyt cunker cunteyed Cuhkey Chunkey Cinkey
A sphynx cat, as seen in Austin Powers. They're weirdass lil' critters, which I find particularly similar to small monkeys. So cat + monkey = cunkey. You love it.
"This is a song, for the sad man, the cunkey man, the sad man cunkey."
cunkey by Herr Heilster May 30, 2006
whatever randy wants it to mean.

It can mean Drip, Finesse, Bread, Clout, New New, ETC...
OMG danny is the cunke rn.
Bryson said I was the cunke of the week! Stoked!
Cunke by NeBuLa_Nova May 20, 2019

Cuney mark 

Cuney mark is the same as cutie mark from my little pony friendship is magic.

Sweetie belle says 'Cuney mark' though.

Just because she's cute like that.
"If i do that, maybe i'll earn my cuney mark!"

"Sweetie belle, its cutie mark, not cuney mark. Silly filly"
Cuney mark by Yours truly, Pegasis October 1, 2011
A cross between a chicken and a monkey.
Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!
Chunkey by Puzzball May 16, 2006
A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.
The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."
Cunteyes by Aerofucker August 3, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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