Cuntley 

Cuntley is a an uptight cunt that brags about working at a library. She thinks that she is the best singer in the choir, but everyone always laughs at her when she tries out for a solo. She loves to wear hideous skirts that don't match her shirts, and half of the time she looks like a man. Her hobbies include reading, eating, putting away books, and hating on Miley Cyrus. She goes on and on about how Miley has no talent, when the truth is that even though Miley sucks she has a billion times more talent than Cuntley. Oh and also she has her keys attatched at her hip and there is a little bottle of hand sanitizer connected to it.

Gaga: Oh my gosh Cuntley, put the books down! You read enough!

Cuntley: Shut up Gaga! I am better than you at everything, and I am the coolest person alive because I work at the library.

Gaga: Oh yes Cuntley, I am definitely jealous. You are the coolest person alive, and I wish I was more manly like you.

Cuntley by Gaga Fan June 3, 2010

Cuntly Trimper 

A person who acts like a slut during teenage hood and now that they are on the verge of 20 they fuck anything that moves including Adelaide Crows player and various penis shaped vegetables.

Fuck, she is such a cuntly trimper, she just fucked a cucumber!

Cuntly Trimper by Zeebar2 January 12, 2011

Gay Cuntler 

Gay Cuntler (born April 29, 1983) is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He played football at Vanderbilt University. Cuntler began his professional football career with the Denver Broncos, who selected him as the 11th overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft. He spent three seasons with the Broncos before he was traded to the Bears in 2009.

THEY SACKED GAY CUNTLER AGAIN

Gay Cuntler by Captain Cadaver January 24, 2011

cuntleman 

An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.

(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '

cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012

Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

Cunteyes by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

cuntlery 

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

cuntlery by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

Cuntly Trimper 

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one.

She's acting like such a Cuntly Trimper

Cuntly Trimper by Zeebar January 28, 2010