cunteye

a special species of cunt; very rare but often sighted in pace island. the P.I.G.S.'s hoes.

Allen: Cease, cunteye!
Michelle&kelly: Shutup P.I.G.

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009

cunteye

Someone who has a cunt for an eye. Typically, someone who is a cunt, and you can't think off anything else to add to it to make it more effective and spicy.

Oh, fuck off, Cunteye.

You sure are a cunteye.

You are a cuntarm.. no.. that doesn't sound right. Cunt leg? No. Cunteye! You stupid cunteye.

by Peter Simmons September 21, 2005

Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

CUNTERELLA

Derogatory term for a woman or queen gay man, who is a dirty trashy bitch but thinks there shit doesnt stink

That cunterella needs to get off her high horse.

Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.

She is such a cunterella.

by JACOST1976 August 1, 2007

Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

Cunteen

Queen of cunts

She is the best cunt ever, basically she’s Cunteen. Queen of cunts.

by Luchar March 15, 2018