cuntical

(adj) Describing an overly cynical female with a sour attitude.

After enduring five minutes in the company lunch room with coworkers talking endlessly about their children's fecal accidents and showing photos of their brood, Jennifer suddenly stood up and cuntically said, "Excuse me, I have an appointment at Planned Parenthood."

by gnubler May 15, 2011

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

centical

creative, easily amussed

Alicia was centical at the cast party yesterday.

by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007

Cuntica

A place where there is nothing but cunts. Basically then the land of the cunts, nothing special besides everyone hates it

“My mom lives in cuntica so I left”

“Ian just move to cuntica it’s where you belong you cunt”

by Man in the pants August 17, 2018

cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

Cunticator

A social device employed by some drivers, which excludes the need for them to use their indicators. Most commonly, this device takes the form of a BMW or Audi manufacturers badge.

'Hey! That guy didn't indicate!!'
'It's ok Man, he has a cunticator.'

by Orson_Kart May 22, 2016

cuntibal

Cuntibal means a person that is sarcastically cannibal and stupid

Joey Said " Your being a cuntibal you dumbass."

by Doomy50 April 20, 2018