Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.
An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almostsneak into the ladies!
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"