cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

Cunticle

When you finger a girl up a really big mountain in your tent and she squirts and it freezes.

"It's fucking freezing in this tent, there's ice dropping from the roof from our breath."

"I don't care, I'm almost there."

"Fuck yeah, you squirted! Whoa, what the fuck is that? A cunticle?"

by Mindless FuckNut September 21, 2016

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010

Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

cuticle

a cuticle is a little white colored thing between the bottom of your nail and your skin. Some people have cuticles that grow up pretty far onto their nail. Many people push theirs down and some people have cuticles you can't really see.

It's right at the bottom on the top of your nail. See a thin line of white stuff. That's a cuticle

by Franky F J 23 September 26, 2008