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A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women
Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles
by The Shaven Weasel January 07, 2005
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An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
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When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.
She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles
by edzackery August 09, 2010
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When you finger a girl up a really big mountain in your tent and she squirts and it freezes.
"It's fucking freezing in this tent, there's ice dropping from the roof from our breath."

"I don't care, I'm almost there."

"Fuck yeah, you squirted! Whoa, what the fuck is that? A cunticle?"
by Mindless FuckNut September 21, 2016
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