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Cuntifact 

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.
Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
Cuntifact by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019
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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

Cuntcast 

A Filthadelphia based cable company which provides poor customer service and has serious ethics issues.
Yo this is Cuntcast, I'm Shaniqua whatchew want?
Cuntcast by FilthadelphiaSucks September 19, 2009
The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.
The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.
Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

Cuntigan 

A cooligan who exhibits cunty-like characteristics. A cooligan is a cool hooligan, therefore a cunty cooligan is defined as a cuntigan.
The Cuntfield Cuntigans spread havoc across the inner south-eastern suburbs of Melbourne on New Years Day 2005. Their hooliganistic behaviour may have been considered cool by some but overall overshadowed by general mob-rule cuntiness.
Cuntigan by Cuzmeister October 20, 2008
Income generated by sex work
Billy's bitch makes a lot of cuntcash
Cuntcash by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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