cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

Cunticles 

When a women thinks she has bigger balls than a man she has cunticles.

She has no problem putting him in his place. She has hugh cunticles

Cunticles by edzackery August 9, 2010

Boring cuntiness 

Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.

The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.

I diagnose TW with boring cuntiness

Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020

cuntiblast 

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse

The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

cuntiblast by bronski the munificent February 5, 2014

Cunticus

The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.

The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.

Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

Cuntile

Where being a cunt becomes a condition...

Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...

Cuntile by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010