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cuntstard 

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.
ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

Cuntstard 

The gooey, custard like material that accumulates in a woman's vagina when she is exceptionally aroused.
She had a big dollop of cuntstard waiting for me.
Cuntstard by Tad Dewberries July 12, 2012

cuntstankerous 

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
cuntstankerous by Jrky August 26, 2013

cuntardouchebag 

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

Cuntstatic 

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.
Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!
Cuntstatic by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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