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cumtrails 

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia
I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.
cumtrails by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018
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Chemtrails Over The Country Club

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Chemtrails

Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?
Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.

*Starts raining.

Tyler: Yay! It's raining!

Josh: Woo hoo!

Stephanie: Woah!

*They all start dancing in the rain.
Chemtrails by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023

cumtriloquist 

Someone that can make a girl cum just by talking to her
Serena truly loves listening Ben speak, he is a true cumtriloquist
cumtriloquist by espectro February 17, 2010

Cuntrail 

A smellable vapor trail occurring in the wake of a hot chick, likely caused by the deposition of perfume.
I passed Jenny going into the cafeteria today and was immediately engulfed in her cuntrail.
Cuntrail by Ratboy289 July 26, 2011

cumtrain 

When a man cums on a girl's ass crack so that it trickles down into another girl's mouth.
Guy: Here comes the cumtrain!
Girl: It better not be late like last time.
cumtrain by Crazyfool99 August 27, 2008

Cumtrail 

In the act of where your male partner, ejaculates on your ankle, and you allow it to dry, then scrape it off with a credit card, and snort it.
I let Aaron perform a cumtrail on me and it was the most arousing thing I have ever experienced.
Cumtrail by Sassypants68 July 27, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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