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cumtrain 

Cumtrain is a horny slut who has sex a lot and with lots of make-up.
-Dude... I just met the biggest cumtrain ever.

-REALLY?!
cumtrain by b3taisnotacumtrain September 23, 2021

Cumbrain 

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems.
Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain.
Cumbrain by Balanced Breakfast January 15, 2019
Word of the Day on September 22, 2021

cumbrain 

Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.
Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain
cumbrain by ebinvirgin August 1, 2019

cumbrain 

someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.
person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”

person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”

person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
cumbrain by zaitra January 6, 2021

cumtrails 

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia
I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.
cumtrails by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

Cum Train 

A row of males ready to cum while a female goes to each male and lets them cum anywhere they want till she gets every man to cum,hence a cum train
Did you hear Becka did a cum train with the hole football team
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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