Cuntrail

A smellable vapor trail occurring in the wake of a hot chick, likely caused by the deposition of perfume.

I passed Jenny going into the cafeteria today and was immediately engulfed in her cuntrail.

by Ratboy289 July 26, 2011

cumtrails

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia

I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.

by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

fart contrail

The visible portion of a fart trail, usually seen on a cold day.

I turned the corner and ran into Tom's fart contrail, which made my eyes water. It was horrible.

by Dave Ku May 15, 2008

cuntriloquism

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.

Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.

by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.

Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.

by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntrillion

It's a mass amount of whatever:its amount more than a trillion

"I've told you more than a "cuntrillion"
Times!!!

by #1Shyne August 26, 2017

Cuntriloquism

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.

Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...

by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018