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bumtriloquist 

The art of projecting (or to throw) ones fart in an unnoticable fashion and then blaming it on another person in the vacinity.
Tim: "Shane, was that you just farted?"
Shane: "Dear God, no! It appears that I have been framed by a bumtriloquist".
bumtriloquist by BrettLed May 28, 2010

cuntriloquism 

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.
cuntriloquism by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist 

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.
Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.
Cuntriloquist by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntriloquism 

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.
Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...
Cuntriloquism by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntriloquist 

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus
"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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