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bumtriloquist 

The art of projecting (or to throw) ones fart in an unnoticable fashion and then blaming it on another person in the vacinity.
Tim: "Shane, was that you just farted?"
Shane: "Dear God, no! It appears that I have been framed by a bumtriloquist".
bumtriloquist by BrettLed May 28, 2010

cuntriloquism 

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.
cuntriloquism by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist 

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.
Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.
Cuntriloquist by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntriloquism 

The act of inserting your hand into a girls anus and applying pressure towards the vagina to push out queefs.
Guy 1: I think my Cuntriloquism career is finally taking off!

Guy 2: Dude, that's fucked up...
Cuntriloquism by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntriloquist 

Somebody who is able to make a lady sing through the art of Cunnilingus
"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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