Chemtrails

Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?

Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.

*Starts raining.

Tyler: Yay! It's raining!

Josh: Woo hoo!

Stephanie: Woah!

*They all start dancing in the rain.

Chemtrails by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023

chemtrails

stratospheric aerosol injection

Although chemtrails can be used to deflect sunlight and potentially lower temperatures, the pollution they cause is a direct threat to life on Earth.

chemtrails by Objective-Reason Daddy August 23, 2023

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Chemtrails Over The Country Club by mayjailer88 January 14, 2021

cumtrails 

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia

I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.

cumtrails by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

Chemtrail Cough 

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.

"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."

Chemtrail Cough by peacechicken January 11, 2012

chemtrail 

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

chemtrail by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

chemtrail 

The means by which the Illuminati sprays its proverbial load.

"That bitch New World Order just shot me in the face with some nasty ass chemtrail."

chemtrail by byan85 May 17, 2010