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When you light the paper of a joint such that there's a small amount of weed hanging over, you have a cumtail.

Better weed packing and better lighting techniques can prevent the formation of cumtails, but they are also just smokable that way (e.g. by ash wizards)
"Aw dude I got a huge cumtail this joint is ruined"
"are you fucking stupid?"
Cumtail by Cumtail Awareness Org March 30, 2025
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cumtrails 

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia
I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.
cumtrails by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018
Sami curtailed his trip while visiting Morocco.
curtail by Khalid Chahi January 3, 2005

cumtriloquist 

Someone that can make a girl cum just by talking to her
Serena truly loves listening Ben speak, he is a true cumtriloquist
cumtriloquist by espectro February 17, 2010
a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank
damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
cumtainer by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021
It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.
Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.
cumtainer by LCFO December 9, 2021

cumtalities 

The sexual act of performing a finishing move Mortal Kombat style while ejaculating. Ideally, in the most degrading ways possible.
While I perform my cumtalities I scream FINISH HER!
cumtalities by Team Goose July 2, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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