Cumtail

When you light the paper of a joint such that there's a small amount of weed hanging over, you have a cumtail.

Better weed packing and better lighting techniques can prevent the formation of cumtails, but they are also just smokable that way (e.g. by ash wizards)

"Aw dude I got a huge cumtail this joint is ruined"
"are you fucking stupid?"

Cumtail by Cumtail Awareness Org March 30, 2025

cumtrails 

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia

I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.

cumtrails by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

curtail

cut short or abbreviate

Sami curtailed his trip while visiting Morocco.

curtail by Khalid Chahi January 3, 2005

cumtriloquist 

Someone that can make a girl cum just by talking to her

Serena truly loves listening Ben speak, he is a true cumtriloquist

cumtriloquist by espectro February 17, 2010

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

cumtainer by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

cumtainer by LCFO December 9, 2021

cumtalities 

The sexual act of performing a finishing move Mortal Kombat style while ejaculating. Ideally, in the most degrading ways possible.

While I perform my cumtalities I scream FINISH HER!

cumtalities by Team Goose July 2, 2008