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Cumtail

When you light the paper of a joint such that there's a small amount of weed hanging over, you have a cumtail.

Better weed packing and better lighting techniques can prevent the formation of cumtails, but they are also just smokable that way (e.g. by ash wizards)
"Aw dude I got a huge cumtail this joint is ruined"
"are you fucking stupid?"
by Cumtail Awareness Org March 30, 2025
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cumtrails

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia
I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.
by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018
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curtail

Sami curtailed his trip while visiting Morocco.
by Khalid Chahi January 3, 2005
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cumtriloquist

Someone that can make a girl cum just by talking to her
Serena truly loves listening Ben speak, he is a true cumtriloquist
by espectro February 17, 2010
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cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank
damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021
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cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.
Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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cumtalities

The sexual act of performing a finishing move Mortal Kombat style while ejaculating. Ideally, in the most degrading ways possible.
While I perform my cumtalities I scream FINISH HER!
by Team Goose July 2, 2008
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